While washing my hands in the restroom at work...
Me: Hey, how are you?
Miss X: Good. So how’s the condo?
Me: Oh, I just live in an apartment, but I just moved. It’s really nice.
Miss X: I thought you bought a condo.
Me: No, not me.
Miss X: Yes you did.
Me: I think I would have remembered that.
Miss X: I know we were talking about it.
Me: No. I am anti-buying anything right now. Too stable.
Miss X: You were upset about the association dues.
Me: Why would I lie about this?
Miss X: Are you sure you didn’t buy a condo?
Me: It wasn’t me.
Miss X: I swore you bought a condo.
Me: Well if I did then I am selling it.
Miss X: (laughing) Well I hope you make a lot of money off it!
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