Max Payne
Holy good God did this movie suck. I was waiting for Keanu to run out and smash his arms together to summon the devil or at least knock me out so I didn't have to finish the movie.
Mila Kunis was in it. Mila freaking Kunis! She played a Russian assassin. Are you kidding me?
Ludacris was also in it. Which was just plain ludicrous.
Beau Bridges was the good-guy-oh-wait-he's-the-bad-guy. So basically him and his brother, The Dude, decided to be villains in movies this year. Oh no, I spoiled the movie for you! You can thank me for saving you $11.50 by buying me a Starbucks.
RocknRolla
Ludacris was in this. Who the hell is his agent and how do they keep getting him parts?
It was pretty good! You can tell Guy Ritchie was well past Madonna when he wrote and directed this because it didn't suck. Gerard Butler and Toby Kebbell were awesome and hot. That was pretty much it. It's worth checking out just to give Guy Ritchie money that Madonna can't touch.
Burn After Reading
Brad Pitt and George Clooney were awesome and hot.
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
It is official. Jet Li is to movies as David Grohl is to music. Jet Li comes into a movie franchise and kills it with a horrible and pointless performance. Case in point: Lethal Weapon. By the end of that movie franchise in Lethal Weapon 4, Murtaugh and Riggs were fighting ninjas. Fighting ninjas!!! The other 3 were great movies, enter Jet Li and the franchise is officially over.
The 4 th Mummy movie looked bad, but it had a Crouching Tiger/Bond girl so that made up for the faux Evelyn. Enter Jet Li as the evil mummy and you have a crappy movie.
Confused about David Grohl?
Nirvana - in band/group "died"
Smashing Pumpkins - dated bassist/group ended
Hole - dated bassist/group ended
Queens of the Stone Age - drums on album/group lost bassist
Tenacious D - drums on album/group has not yet come out with a 2 nd album
Killing Joke - drums/have you even heard of this band?
Prince - covered one of his songs/Prince is pretty f*ed up
And the Mummy movie sucked.
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